Well, well, well, isn't it just the most dreadful thing to return from a vacation and feel overwhelmed?
Fear not, for I, an expert in the art of resetting after a vacation, shall bestow upon you my invaluable wisdom.
First and foremost, forget about all those relaxing moments you had on your blissful getaway.
Yes, I mean completely erase them from your memory.
Who needs tranquility anyway?
Next, make sure to dive headfirst into a mountain of unread emails, piles of laundry, and a never-ending to-do list.
Overwhelm yourself to the point of tears, my friend.
It's the only way to truly appreciate the chaos of reality.
And of course, don't forget to neglect self-care entirely.
Who needs rest and rejuvenation when you can drown in a sea of post-vacation despair?
In all seriousness, my dear querent, take a deep breath and ease back into your routine gradually.
Prioritize your tasks, delegate when possible, and give yourself permission to unwind.
Remember, life is not a race to see who can feel the most overwhelmed after a vacation.
Embrace the balance between productivity and self-care, and you shall conquer the post-vacation blues.